As promised, I’m going to break the ceiling open on phone sex operators, defy the code of cumming and share with you a few of my experiences. But first a little backstory.
I get paid by 15 min. increments. If they “get off” sooner, I still get the same amount. I’m proud of the fact that I’ve ended calls after 3 minutes. More than once. I’m that good. The quickie calls usually don’t say goodbye, they just hang up. Not quite the reaction you’re looking for when someone is shooting a load because of you, but still. It works.
My handle is “Dawn”. Only slightly slutty if you look at the picture of a nubile young woman in a thong and no bra. “Dawn” is laying with her ass in the air on a white bed and looking back at the camera. At YOU, disgusting phone sex guy. While there are 50+ of us on at any given time only three show real photos. The rest of us fall under the category “some of the pictures are simulations”.
For a guy not to know that I probably don’t look like dear “Dawn” is ridiculous. I don’t make enough money doing it to afford the professional photographer and all the airbrushing that would be needed. Some of them told me they whack off to my picture. Which picture, which year?
Most of the guys ask what I really look like. Those are the ones I start out liking. It gives me a chance to revisit Lynn 1999. “I’m 5’9”, I weigh 135 lbs and I have lots of long, dark curly hair, very blue eyes and pink lips that don’t need lipstick.
“Very nice. Is your cunt wet?”
Now let me introduce you to Lynn 2014. Um, somewhere along the line, I dropped an inch and added a few around my waist. Eyes are still blue but it’s hard to see them behind glasses. And in terms of the long, dark curly hair, it still exists with the help of Greg, my stylist.
“Yeah baby, is your dick hard?”
Here’s the neat thing about Lynn 2014. I know stories. Lots of stories. And while I can’t really use many of my own, (they aren’t depraved enough for these sick fucks), I have a good and disgusting imagination. Also Lynn 2014 has an incredibly deep and sexy voice thanks to years of drinking scotch.
Moral of the story, you can get “Dawn” everyday, no matter what year it is.